Lol.. I just copied this from a whatsapp group... Funny

Dangote's daughter cheated on
me and you say I should break
up? Don't you know that Love is
all about forgiveness.
Beloved sisters in the Lord, if
your boyfriend can finish 5 loafs
of bread and 2 fishes; you are
dating 5000 people.
How can a pastor be preaching
about charity and put a
password on Church WIFI?
One stone is enough to break a
glass, one word is enough to
break a heart, one second is
enough to fall in love BUT Why is
one chapter not enough to pass
exams?
They say "One good turn
deserves another" One bad turn
nko, wat happens to it?
When you see a couple in Nigeria
outside @night staring at the moon,
It's either NEPA (Nigeria's
Electricity company) took the
light or
they are waiting for the smell of
the insecticide to subside.
I just saw a Tricycle (Keke Napep)
with an inscription "Trust No
woman" I have a feeling that guy
once had a Range Rover.
If you want to change the world,
do it now that you are still
single, because when you get
married, you can't even change
the T.V station...
Smile and be happy.

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